He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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