I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Randomize
