somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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