his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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