I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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