I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
where am i from again
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm like, not good at living.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
