this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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