the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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