do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
