I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
