I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
my being single is dangerous.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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