But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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