Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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