my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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