Only a mothe r could love this liver
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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