you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There r osticjed everywhere
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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