she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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