So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Drunk is not a location!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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