he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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