I think i peed on brittanys purse
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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