i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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