I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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