last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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