yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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