I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
God, I missed his penis.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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