hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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