Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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