I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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