your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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