South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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