I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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