chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i came on her dog
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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