I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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