The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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