i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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