A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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