Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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