I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just had sex on a roof
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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