Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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