Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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