Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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