ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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