You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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