There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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