K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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