Umm I'm too high to move.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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