My friends, they love my intelligence
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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