We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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