no, he came in my armpit
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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