Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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