She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i need some magic done to my vagina
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Someone stole a lamp last night.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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