im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Will exercising make me less horny?
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