he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Ketchup is God's man juice
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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