Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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