so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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