New low: just hacked my moms facebook
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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