i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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